Cockstruction is the card game where you compete to build the most fitting penis. Mix and match the best bits, to make the best dicks.

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Cockstruction is a ridickulous card game where you compete to build the best penis you can with the cards you draw.

Players take turns to build up 2 cocks, swapping out parts until the last player lays a tip. The highest scoring member wins the round. Shlongs can be sabotaged with Cockblocker cards such as the Micro-penis and modified with buffs like Lube or Clumps of Hair.

Cockstruction can and should be played at hen parties, regular parties, in front of an open fire and any time you want to play a fast and fun game.

The game can be played with up to 4 players with 1 deck, which contains 122 cards. A round will take around 30 minutes to play.

With countless combinations, it’s unlikely you’ll ever manage erect the same cock twice.

Cards: 122

Players: 2-4

Ages 18+

Size: 95cm x 135cm x 45cm

Instruction Sheet Included


Additional information

Weight .6 kg
Dimensions 15 x 15 x 15 cm